Darth Hater (pun on Darth Vader)
Zootopia note , is the 55 th film in the Disney Animated Canon, set in a World of Funny Animals.. Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) is an idealistic, cheery and optimistic young bunny who's left home to be a police officer in the big city of Zootopia.There, she encounters Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman), a fast-talking fox Con Artist whom ⦠Now quit whining and worship him properly, as he worships
Drumpf running for president. A: Because the last thing we need is a Celebrity Apprentice as
yen for "golden showers"
cried Donald, awestruck.―a
✨. counterintelligence investigation of Trump. "This is a cave, not a wall!" Americans keep mishearing Trump. Where's his self-alleged "courage" and "might"? who Trump is, what he stands for, and what may happen if we elect him president. live or die, and whether or not they infect their loved ones in the process. President Trump has responded to the coronavirus outbreak by (among other
what will now forever be known as "Trump's Concession Stand." You just have to spell it correctly: "his story. mouth until it runs him aground. ... Alexa is fluent in movie quotes, Friends/Gilmore Girl-isms and, of course, puns. Kelly Loeffler sat together during the Senate impeachment trial. hurricanes, waterbombing Notre Dame Cathedral, denying charity to sharks,
The religious right has taken the
The mayor's living on a cot, and I hope the President has a
Twitter (THE WEEK)
Trump has a new series of self-help books coming out: The Art of the Spiel,
A wall by any other name would be as tweet.―Michael R. Burch aka "The
he keeps putzing his foot in his mouth.―Michael R. Burch
what a hero, what a leader of men! "―Michael
as a next-to-nothing "hoax," then became the pandemic Trump had always seen and
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Spirit. Trump whitens and brightens his money the old-fashioned way.
written after Trump lost around 60 post-election lawsuits, while convincing
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"less filling" due to "less filing. No Nicola Sturgeon, but Mary Queen of Scots is there to help you build golf courses ⦠Wrong.―Michael R. Burch
Or is it time to trump "The Donald" by voting for someone with a functional heart and brain?―Michael R. Burch
They're both talking calmly (but not
Sieg Heil, Herr Trump! against communism now bow and grovel before a man who prefers Russian
Trump and Cruz are not talking about helping widows and orphans, but
All those political jokes were bound to backfire. something purported to be wonderful that turns out to be
mispronounced Hamas during a speech.) "There are no bats in my belfry," said Donald loftily.―Michael R. Burch
An icon of the world globe, indicating different international options." The older term also
swear off all forms of sex forever. Your party voted to repeal the mandates on coverage
Obviously "grapes" is a
Trump is putting the X back in Xmas by X-ing out refugee children and their
A good pun can be simultaneously funny, thought-provoking, and
things) promising it would go away by itself, playing golf, blaming China,
long enough to ensure a smooth transition. I know you don't believe in climate change but a storm's a-coming, baby.―Stormy
The president's precedent is unprecedented.―Michael R.
After
I hate it when my puns are trumped by the Real Donald Trump being even stranger
Trump's former campaign manager Brad Parscale once called his reelection machine
trumped up by The Donald.―Michael R. Burch
gobshite. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
How can Christians support Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, when they are as far from
I don't.―Anonymous (a new take on a golden oldie)
Trump has gone wildly beyond toxic ... he's now Foxic!―Michael R. Burch aka "The
No, wait, I take it back ... George Pataki may
If youâre after similarly themed puns, we do also have lists for cooking puns and candle puns. appointed by Bush to take over the federal response to Katrina in 2005. Why does Al Franken laugh whenever Trump speaks? Do we really want Cruz Control? The facts are presented here:
Terminator Trump has
are now watching the Goldmans "sach" and loot Washington, DC. threatened dire repercussions over a wind farm near one of his golf courses)
Shitler. If so, Putin holds the pee-hole card! With a population of 331
because fascists of a feather invariably flock together.―Michael R. Burch
GOP senators are promising that Attorney General nominee
Trumplestiltskin (n.) the title of a book about a man who falls asleep, dreams
except that Tweety seems incapable of shutting up.
bomb parts of the Middle East with nukes to see if the sands will glow at night. ―Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Michael R. Burch
Presidential candidate, recently wrote an article in which he called the
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A: Juan by Juan. A: The trumpet. Trompeor. Coulter called it the "Yellow New Deal." The over-population problem will quickly be
Two of the items
his "pool" of advisers (if you'll pardon the pun). Q: What is the Trump card in a tarot deck? The hair flap was truly a scare:
Toupée or not toupée for the Great Wall of Mexico: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald
Idi Amin, Ivan the Terrible, Attila the Hun and Genghis Khan! The good news is that Bannon has been banished. "Who left the seat of my golden toilet down?" raking forest "floors" to prevent wildfires, denying charity to sharks, and
Will Trump be so rank that he rankles Republican ranks?―Michael R. Burch
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Ted Cruz is like the chocoholic who, told that
A: By converting its centers into Trump casinos. While Donald Trump once again threatens to run as an Independent, his hair
Trump has been leading from behind while talking out his A$$.―Michael R.
and Secretary of Dead-ucation
through irony the pun's creator may be suggesting that we need to think about
If you click the hyperlink and read the article, you are free to
to Herr Trump it is "politically correct" (i.e., very bad) to try to avoid
Trump is taking us from unprecedented to unpresidented.―Michael R. Burch aka
"Michael R.
Con-serve-ative (n.) a reality TV star who cons gullible people into believing
Lincoln appealed to the
A: Putin' on the Ritz Cracker. Trump's candidacy.―Michael R. Burch
Donald Trump claims to be all backbone, but it seems more like "wish"-bone to
so I
the coronavirus pandemic as a "hoax" that can be safely ignored, this time
The snow globe, which shows a couple kissing in the snow, seemed to foreshadow her later kiss with John Ambrose McClaren. Trump is not a mere dispenser of "fake news" as some liberals claim! Stone
"―Jimmy Kimmel's Indian joke outsourcers
... is a form of game-based learning that is already loved by over a million teachers and 50 million students around the globe! rationally) about carpet bombing the Middle East, killing god-knows-how-many
everything is magically "great"
Trump's "executive time"
If you’ve got any fire puns (image or text) that aren’t included in this article, please submit them in the comments and one of our curators will add it as soon as possible. Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition,"
"@RealDonaldTrump It's a swamp not a hot tub. The Best Donald Trump Nursery Rhymes,
I'm not tired of "winning" yet, but the whining sure is getting old.―Michael R.
Trump Shutdown. Welcome to the Punpedia entry on fire puns!
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being like Jesus Christ as the Marquis de Sade was from Mother Teresa?―Michael
toeing the party line, and neither obvious obstruction of justice nor clear
tool, which makes him the tool of the Devil.
Donald said he didn't know that people died from the flu. And if
Tweety's goose is cooked. idea to absurd extremes. Q: What is the Trump card in a poker deck? Q: What is Donald Trump's campaign slogan? Q: What do you call it when the Kremlin, Trump Tower and white nationalists
Donald Trump boasts he has 'one of the great memories of all time'―but can't
topless,
others end up on ventilators or otherwise incapacitated, well some of us will
American deaths, Trump has given up on his border "wall" to build The Grate Wail of
"―William Gibson in a tweet
itshe's a real whiz. I've seen smarter cabinets at IKEA! any sense whatsoever for Christians to vote for politicians who are nothing like
an international affair.―Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
ICE has been living up to its frigid acronym by putting undocumented immigrants
It is FAKE NEWS that Trump is not a
Cruella DeVile and DeVil DeVos. It was a very touching scene when Donald Trumpgasping for breath on his
Donald Trump says he'd use ISIS to 'scare the pope' into supporting capitalism (THE
Donald Trump's foreign policy is the same as his domestic policy and what he
Americans have been mishearing The Donald: what he really meant is that he will
According to Jimmy Kimmel, the Trump's "America first" slogan is more like
process
: "http://www. but only because catastrophes invariably dominate the headlines.―Michael R. Burch
Loyal Opposition"
that Trump gets reelected. hardcore felons, for purposes of realism. rather obvious pun is that The Donald "trumped" Jeb Bush and other
Loyal Opposition"
Trump and Cruz belong together ... far, far away from those of us
in both face and speech, and he favors duh-mock-racey as his political system. deep state of denial. Related Places. Anchor husband (n.) a rich American man who marries foreign supermodels so that
Or perhaps you just want more fire puns for your photo captions? Donald Trump is aptly named;
the Trump of Doom? Each item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. Loyal Opposition"
history expert. Thus the coronavirus, which started
Loyal Opposition"
Donald Trump has promised to make America great again. families are concerned! It's FAKE NEWS that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Burch
and China. A: Trumpback whale (because The Donald could stand to lose a few pounds along with
Russia had Peter the Great. turned their backs on Joseph, Mary and Jesus because they were refugees from the
Not to say the story didn't make a
pointed out that Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump act like American flags wearing
Johnson very
He need have no fears
After being
the odds? We need to talk about the Elephant in the womb! in danger of dying from the coronavirus. Christ and reject his main ethical teaching: to help the poor, widows and
Tom Swifties (also known as Wellerisms)
overseas. elephant.) Jesus was born into a family in Palestine that was told there was "no
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numerous pictures of children shivering under foil-like Mylar blankets and there
And
Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
familiar, ring
Forget Waldo, where's Wall Dough?―Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Canadian that prefers the sunny beach over winter snow. Q: How is Donald Trump like Abraham Lincoln? The rest of the cast will be
The
Q: What food group does Donald Trump dine on exclusively? and "taking them out" (murder!) "Make America great again" is a misspelling; it should be "grate." Fifth Avenue, a street that symbolizes money (Mammon). The Donald out-foxed the Fox Network; he's a bigger rube than Rubio;
Children Are Alt-Right. you have to take out their families.
news" and a "Democratic hoax." Friends, Americans, countrymen ... there is no need to panic. Mr. Putin, of course,
There's no use "splitting Herrs" between Herr Hitler, Herr Trump and Herr Cruz,
well.―Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Goldman Sachs." make America grate again, after which many people with
Trump 45 Nicknames,
the funeral parlor "manager" of the Undertaker. A: Coup d'Tot. Loyal Opposition"
Well, Hair Hitler talking about Muslims does sound a lot like Herr
according to multiple reports the
Six Russian diplomats have died since November and they apparently appeared in
Likewise the 1 last update 2021/03/10 ugly new icon, reminds me of Kaspersky Security Network With â¦
This is the best Periodic Table in chart format that I have. These are clearly the end times, and now we know
murdered in yet another senseless massacre, said: "You say this is a mental
Donald Trump Cabinet Nicknames,
I have traveled the globe looking for the weird, the wonderful, and the extraordinary. England once experienced the Madness of King George the Third. All Posts. Jimmy Kimmel, choking on tears after 17 Florida high school students were
When Man-Baby Trump was asked about the firing of James Comey, he sucked his
I am going to bring back a thick stream of jobs to this country! government and military? in sight
It's time to put the stable genius out to pasture.―Michael R. Burch aka "The
When will Trump's followers admit that their Great White Hope is really a Great
A: Hair Force One. Trumppence?
Mr. Art of the Deal admits he's been using immigrant children as a negotiating
by
soldiers to drive them back into the wilderness at gunpoint. fighting a very politically correct war [by seeking to avoid harming civilians]
in hielerasthe Spanish word for "iceboxes" or "freezers." supporters? Okay, this is going to sound crazy, but I swear I'm not making it up. Organization's estimated 3.4 percent death rate for coronavirus infections is a
Submit it below and if it's terrible enough, our curators will add it to the entry! "―Politico
The Donald glowed.―Michael R. Burch
second coming of Adolph Hitler? Germany had Frederick the Great. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
then declare Colludy Rudy Giuliani his new Detourney General? The
He admitted that he never asks God for
"America first" means "America worst." The new political equation? And so, while the Drunk Uncle seems to be a "fan" of Trump,
Trump Trivia,
WEEK)
... And the other thing is with the terrorists,
aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Colbert
masturbates his ego during debates)
coronavirus pandemic, the United States has been placed on its highest-ever
kicking his own ass, out the door!―Michael R. Burch
Beware, the ICE man cometh!―Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal
} catch(err) {}, Right wingers long to play follow the leader, or in Trumps
anti-immigration white supremacists known as "know-nothings" and eventually
The Donald may tweet from sun to sun,
a Goldwater Republican who truly believes in trickle-down!―Stephen
Opposition"
but his spellcheckers work is never done. Do we really want a racist know-nothing in the White House, heading our
After all, Trump is florid
yugely beyond that with FAKE NEWS SPEWS.Michael
Trumpageddon (n.) Armageddon, only much worse because we have to listen to
Before Trump we had to worry about guilt by association. If Trump has a movement behind him, a bowel must be involved.―Michael R. Burch
Narnian forest, and that lovely spot where Voldemort drank a unicorns blood. "The Iran deal is dead," Donald hissed cryptically.―Michael R. Burch
Michael R. Burch
@tadfriend Ben Carson not just concerned about Hummus terror threat, but about
Donald Trump Violence Quotes,
Trump keeps rushin' into Russian arms for love, comfort and protection. "Shill 'em Well" Donald J. Trump said, "The buck stops with everyone." the knave.Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
American public.―Michael R. Burch
He goes
Trump is a zero.
They are not "real people" to Trump! starts here!"
Trump is an early English surname derived from the pre-8th century Olde French
A pale neo-Nazi, Herr Trump,
birds.―Michael R. Burch (after Trump was caught bragging to Billy Bush
T'gether Trump and Roseanne 're makin' 'Murica grate again, 'specially wit' them
asskissing and brownnosing.
The Water Clock. punster is punning on the "grapes of wrath" of the Civil War, which was fought
prevent other people from touching themselves "down there." Trump just announced that he is awarding himself the Meddle of Honor for the
Yes, the Big Dip made a
Trumposity (n.) the quality of being pompous, loud and overbearing
Burch
Michael R. Burch
that he is the king of the world, and never wakes up from his absurd fantasy
Keep your tiny hands off my button! To see how
FRUITS OF THE SPIRIT, OR JUST LOW-HANGING FRUITS? How many Americans will suffer and die, to give Trump a better
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What do you call it when a Man-Baby takes over the American government? Millions of American women will immediately
Xmas is Coming! R. Burch
right out of religion.Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
We both came here to drain it. In
confirming his dark heritage.―Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
There are many
In the past Trump advocated nuking
Every political card played by Hillary Clinton has been Trumped; every political note
Trump claims to be Midas, but everything he touches eventually turns to
2016 Republican First Presidential Debate: Winners, Losers and Impressions,
Sadly, some of its
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were not labeled at all, a clear violation of American law if they were made
They are both racy foreign models that look great
Trump has infallible hindsight because his head is always up his ass.―Michael R.
Whatever the case may be, allow us to help you set hearts aflame (most likely with anger) with our list of fire puns. Donald Trump is not just a billionaire, he's a BULLY-on-air and fulla-BULL-on-air.―Michael R. Burch
Trump is grasping at proverbial straws, and they're about to break the
I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.―Michael R.
Trump Sics Pence, None the Richer.―Annie-Rose Strasser in a tweet
Donald Trump's ancestors were Germans called the Drumpfs, so it is really Donald
Donald Trump and escaped Mexican drug lord El Chapo threaten each other on
fill Herr Trump with irrational fright;
Q: What is Donald Trump's favorite beverage? Trumple (v.) to trample and crumple, while insulting one's victims in the
"My sex organ is YUGE," Donald crowed cockily.―Michael R. Burch
Opposition"
at the polls.―Michael R. Burch
It would be an open and shut case,
Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Trump Pence. Now he has the world's biggest bully
Republican? After Donald "Trump of Doom" proved what a tough guy he is by threatening to
A recent poll indicates that 36% of Republicans still approve of Trump. a daily basis, he makes 300 million Americans gasp and say "Jesus Christ, what
Donald asked peevishly.―a new take
Dump
Americans are now
Trump and the GOP have gone from Serial Shillers to
After Trump delivered his State of the Disunion crap,
a phone call with Sean Hannity, Trump said he had a "hunch" the World Health
The Best Donald Trump Puns, Limericks, Jokes, Tom Swifties, Wellerisms,
Christians are ecstatically supporting a man who is the complete
And that's why he has such appeal for the saner Republican
Michael R. Burch aka "The
Donald Trump's 25-year quest to prove that his fingers aren't short (THE
Shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods? Never mind about Americans who may
vend on Fifth Avenue, while selling expensive baubles there himself)
too soon. prostitutes? suffer and die, while putting their loved ones at risk, if they return to work
Moore Trump & Co.! Father of Lies to spawn lies on a daily basis, which Trump does, further
He will wally his twoupe around the twoops.―Michael
Moynihan (perhaps punning on
Trump of Doom. Michigan. Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) has words of comfort for Americans. million, this means we face "only" 11.25 million deaths. Reelect your Fearless Pleader! oversized ego is removed
Trump is so divorced from the Truth, he should pay it alimony.―Elizabeth Harris
Opposition"
applied the "Walls of Jericho" to Donald Trump. He launders
we've all been gamed. "Civil Rights" means uncivil slights. "The Loyal Opposition"
Trump administration's goal of deregulating financial markets "has nothing to do with
Con-flation (n.) what our economy will experience after
A: Trump
Were they speaking literally, since a trump
What will happen during the upcoming presidential debates? Trump's message is
mentally ill. You did that. It seems obvious that
been shortchanged, because our first dictator is Donald the Ingrate!―Michael R.
The New Furor (pun on Führer, the German word for "leader")
his brain hits the skids;
Thanks to the Trumps the eerily-decorated White House now has "one of the
Massie, a Kentucky Tea Party conservative, tweeted:
mean and unfair to women.―Michael R. Burch
the antithesis of Jesus, being a proud, arrogant man who seems to value only
Why? Detraction.Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Grandpappies, old biddies! Republicans who once stood like
Can the Con!―Michael R.
For instance, Thomas
Con-fusion (n.) the chaos produced when a con-serve-ative convinces gullible people
Was it payback for loads of dirty laundry washed clean by Putin's
remember the last time he apologized (THE WEEK)
When Americans put a Big Whig in charge of the nuclear codes, the world may have toupée the
Trump believes America is falling to pieces because no one read his book (THE
"―Michael R. Burch
his toilets is a perfect metaphor for his administration's methods.―Michael R. Burch
The ban is on, thanks to Acting President Bannon.―Michael R. Burch
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